This is how my Christmas went, as depicted by Artie the elf.
8:00 AM: SANTA WAS HERE!!!!!!!!!
10:30 AM: I need a nap, face down in the middle of the floor.
2:00 PM: Buried in discarded wrapping paper and bows, 100% casualty rate.
8:28 PM: It's all fun and games 'til you're halfway through the bottle and get a dino-DUI.
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